Election 2008 – Day 25

October 3, 2008 @ 3:25 pm 0 COMMENTS

Just replace “Climate Change” with “The Economy” and you can just reuse your speeches!

I have found a new way to save some money for the LPC: you can just reuse old speeches by replacing the words “Climate Change (formerly: Global Warming)” with “The Economy”:

You can change:

“In times of the climate change crisis, it is imperative that a government offers a plan to Canadians and takes action,” Mr. Dion told the Montreal Chamber of Commerce. “The risks from inaction are too great. Doing nothing is not an option.”

To:

“In times of economic crisis, it is imperative that a government offers a plan to Canadians and takes action,” Mr. Dion told the Montreal Chamber of Commerce. “The risks from inaction are too great. Doing nothing is not an option.”

You can also change the words “Climate Change” to:

1) Health Care
2) Manufacturing
3) Whatever the current crisis is.

You can fire those writers, you don’t need them anymore.

Since the LPC seems to be a bit short on cash, as well as their leader (paid back that $4300000 yet, Mr. Dion? — Thank you Dr. Roy for keeping us informed) I thought it was time for some action and come up with some frugal ideas to help them out.

Hmm… wonder if that $4,000,000 sponsorship scandal money has been paid back yet…