Did we make the right choice?

November 7, 2008 @ 11:15 am 6 COMMENTS

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Obama: Hi, this is Obama.

Dion: Hosama?

Obama: No, Obama. Osama’s the other guy.

Dion: (to himself) I don’t understand what he’s saying…

Obama: Barack Obama.

Dion: Oh yes. Congratulations on your helection recent. Congratulations also, on the, you know, uhm… visible minority… thing… I know all about being a visible minority. Uhm… ‘Ow are you?

Obama: I’m good. How about yourself?

Dion: Well, the Conservatives have smeared my reputation and put down my Green Shift plan. They called it a tax and didn’t say that there were also income tax cuts. Then they were mean after my CTV interview that they said they wouldn’t put on TV and then did, and they called me names, and…

Obama: That’s good. What are we going to do about the environment?

Dion: (to aide) What did he say? I don’t understand.

Aide: The environment!

Dion: The environment is in crisis. We need to do something. We need to CUT INCOME TAXES, SHIFT TO

Obama: What about the economy?

Dion: The economy is in crisis. We need to do something. Doing nothing is not an option. We

Obama: It’s the enviroment or the economy. Which is it?

Dion: Do you t’ink it’s easy to make priorities?

Obama: Do you have a plan? You are the prime minister now. Do you have a plan for the economy?

Dion: When? I am prime minister now? Or last year? 60 weeks ago? When am I prime minister? I don’t understand…

Obama: What about NAFTA?

Dion: I named my cat Nafta.

Obama: Look, I gotta go.

Dion: This is unfair! Can we start over?

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I think we made the right choice this past election…

h/t

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6 COMMENTS

1 Joanne (T.B.)

12:49:32, 07/11/08

lol!! Excellent. I think we could run with this one for a while.

2 Bec

12:56:30, 07/11/08

Oh stop, please, please stop! I can’t take it!
Absolutely hilarious and it really is how we were left to imagine that scenario, had it happened. All in his own word too. Great fun.

3 Blue Like You » Blog Archive » Harper does us proud

13:18:34, 07/11/08

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4 real conservative

23:34:31, 07/11/08

Funny, good job. Well at least Obama speaks one language properly. Also, Obama is smart enough to know it is about the economy stupid! Dion still doesn’t get it. Mind you, Obama’s idea of economic policy might resemble what Robin Hood advocated many years ago.

5 Jim Harder

19:06:38, 01/12/08

Saddly, you may have to revisit this one…here’s hoping that it doesn’t come true.
Just imagine…
GG “Mr Dion, are you prepared to form a coalition and become Prime Minister of Canada?”
Dion “I don’t understand. Do you mean now or two years and a half ago?”
Dion “Can you repeat the question?”
Dion “Can we start over?”