Researchers hungry for some of that climate change grant money have concluded that using Google adds some 7 grams of carbon dioxide for every search performed on the popular search engine. Google has responded and says it only produces 0.2 grams of CO2 for every search.

Regardless, using Google is extremely bad for the environment. You see, carbon dioxide, once thought to be good for plants and all life on Earth, is, of course, now believed to be the all-killing noxious super gas that warms this planet to a hot boil and forces polar bears to swim (and we all know that polar bears can’t swim) instantly killing them as their last square foot of ice floe melts away.

You use Google, you kill polar bears. Shame on you!