This month’s five random questions, to which I need some answers:

1. Why does Disney have a vault, and why do movies have to go in it after they are released?
2. Why do we need a choice of 6000 different shampoos? For thin hair, thick hair, long hair, short hair, dry hair, wet hair. Are you kidding me? Why are we going along with this?
3. “Aquacurrent Science”, “Mirco Spheres”, “Scrubbing Bubbles”, does anyone believe this stuff?
4. 10 Billion BL Regularis^TM bacteria. Really? You think that’s enough? Why not 20 billion? 30? Is that 10 billion when they made the product? Knowing how fast bacteria procreate, how many are in there when you actually sit down and eat it?
5. How come we can’t show Mohammed in a cartoon, but Anne Frank in bed with Hitler is OK?

Discuss.