Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don’t forget your booties ’cause it’s cooooold out there today. Especially cold, okay, but the big question on everybody’s lips… On their chapped lips, right: Do ya think Phil is gonna come out and see his shadow? That’s right, woodchuck-chuckers – it’s  GROUNDHOG DAY!

Great news from Phil, Willy et al: it’s going to be an early spring! Actually, almost all of the famous rotund rodents saw their shadow today, and technically that means six more weeks of winter. However, since they are only right about 39% of the time, and it’s a 50/50 kind of thing, we can conclude that, statistically, the opposite must be true: seeing shadow means early spring!

This is going to play right into those warmists hands… darn.