O Lord, bless this Thy Holy Meeting.

And Saint Attila raised the Holy Meeting up on high, saying, “O Lord, bless this Thy Holy Meeting.” And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu… [At this point, the friar is urged by Brother Maynard to "skip a bit, brother"]… And the Lord spake, saying, “First shalt thou have thy meeting length set at 20 minutes, no more, no less. Twenty shall be the length thou shalt meet, and the length of the meeting shall be twenty. Twenty-five minutes shalt thou not meet, neither meet thou for fifteen, excepting that thou then proceed to twenty. Thirty is right out. Once the number twenty, being the twentieth number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Meeter a holy Hortons,  who, being Holy in my sight, shall drink it” Amen.