We, Canada, received the “Fossil of the Year” award for our inaction against Climate Change. I couldn’t be happier with any other award.

I for one am very proud to have gotten this reward, and we should put it on display, very prominently, on Parliament Hill:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Maybe we can replace the New Year’s Eve Log Show with an image of this wonderful award:

 

 

 

 

 

We should all sew these patches on our clothes and hand them out at international events:

 

 

 

 

 

 

We could silk-screen a giant version of it on the CanadArm 2:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We could add it to our Olympic mascots:

 

 

 

 

We could project it onto the moon at night to calm our fears:

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’d say, congratulations to PM harper and Jim Prentice for getting us this prestiguous award!

Let’s do it again next year!