Bill Gates, certainly not the world’s dumbest person (one could call him a pretty bright computer “nerd”), has come up with an almost James Bond type diabolical “Let’s Change the Earth’s Climate” scheme. While ordinary citizens are no longer allowed to purchase plastic bags or drink a water bottle in fear that it may change the Earth’s climate, rich folk like Al Gore and Bill Gates are, apparently, allowed to mess with the Earth’s climate all they want. And to a degree that you or I could only dream of: create clouds, so more sunlight gets reflected off the Earth, so it heats up slower. Quite the plan, there.

Listen, I like the heat. Last winter, I barely picked up a snow shovel and I loved it. I don’t need Mr. Gates influencing the weather so I have to shovel, like, every day for six months straight. Come to think of it, I don’t need Mr. Gates influencing anything in my life. He may be a great anthropologist, but his software stinks and so do his licensing policies. And to go so far as to fund a cloud-creating contraption to stop global warming? I thought the man was smarter than that.

Bill needs his head examined. Or at least get it out of the clouds.