Liberals: Always there. For you.
The Liberals have thought themselves up a new slogan:
Always there for you.
This reminds me of the old Seinfeld show:
JERRY: Good question. (More to himself than to Elaine) Why are we calling?
ELAINE: Oh! I’ve got it! I’ve got it! We’re calling just to say, “I’m there for you.”
JERRY: (Nodding, trying it out) “I’m there for you.”
ELAINE: Then, after a period of being “there for you”, we slowly remove the two words “for you”, and we’re just (Makes a “ta-da!” gesture) “there”.

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