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		<title>Liberals: Always there. For you.</title>
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<p>The Liberals have thought themselves up a new slogan:</p>
<blockquote><p>Always there for you.</p></blockquote>
<p>This reminds me of the <a href="http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheWaitOut.htm">old Seinfeld show</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>JERRY: Good question. (More to himself than to Elaine) Why are we calling?</p>
<p>ELAINE: Oh! I&#8217;ve got it! I&#8217;ve got it! We&#8217;re calling just to say, &#8220;I&#8217;m there for you.&#8221;</p>
<p>JERRY: (Nodding, trying it out) &#8220;I&#8217;m there for you.&#8221;</p>
<p>ELAINE: Then, after a period of being &#8220;there for you&#8221;, we slowly remove the two words &#8220;for you&#8221;, and we&#8217;re just (Makes a &#8220;ta-da!&#8221; gesture) &#8220;there&#8221;.</p></blockquote>
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